For no apparent reason whatsoever Blue says, ""What smells like watermellon?"
So I say: "Your boogers."
And Kaden says, "Good one, Mom."
For no apparent reason whatsoever Blue says, "Sometimes I don't wear underwear."
For no apparent reason whatsoever Blue says, "Let's sleep the next 24 days and then wake up for Christmas."
Toby, who is entirely too tall for his age, reaches for my cell phone on the counter, which I thought I'd pushed out of reach. I say, "Who are going to call?"
Blue says, "He's calling Mary."
I say, "Who's Mary?" (I don't have any friends named Mary.)
Blue says, "You know, Mary and Joseph."
If you say, "Happy Hippo" to Toby he will absolutely answer you by saying, "Angry duck." (Thank you, Sandra Boynton.)
Toby also likes to walk around saying the word, "Goofbot" over and over. (Thank you, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.)
Blue is always asking me, "Is this a fish face?" And then he makes some weird expression that is not at all a fish face, so today I told him to make a fish face so I could get a picture of one of his odd ball non fish face faces, and then he managed to make a fish face. Typical.
Ok. Still odd ball.