Talking and a Fish Face

For no apparent reason whatsoever Blue says, ""What smells like watermellon?"

So I say: "Your boogers."

And Kaden says, "Good one, Mom."

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For no apparent reason whatsoever Blue says, "Sometimes I don't wear underwear."

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For no apparent reason whatsoever Blue says, "Let's sleep the next 24 days and then wake up for Christmas."

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Toby, who is entirely too tall for his age, reaches for my cell phone on the counter, which I thought I'd pushed out of reach. I say, "Who are going to call?"

Blue says, "He's calling Mary."

I say, "Who's Mary?" (I don't have any friends named Mary.)

Blue says, "You know, Mary and Joseph."

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If you say, "Happy Hippo" to Toby he will absolutely answer you by saying, "Angry duck." (Thank you, Sandra Boynton.)

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Toby also likes to walk around saying the word, "Goofbot" over and over. (Thank you, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.)

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Blue is always asking me, "Is this a fish face?" And then he makes some weird expression that is not at all a fish face, so today I told him to make a fish face so I could get a picture of one of his odd ball non fish face faces, and then he managed to make a fish face. Typical.

Ok. Still odd ball.