
Happy Birthday, Monkey Boy!
Oh, Blue. Where do I begin? November marked 4 years of you in our family, and although we missed most of your first year, we've never missed a birthday. What happened to that little one-year-old boy in Chuck E Cheese's who, while Mom was trying to take pictures, didn't blow out your candle but picked it up and brought that little flame close to your little face?

(Our friend Elizabeth saved you by blowing it out for you.)

These days there is no more baby left in that face. You eat a lot but you're a skinny thing. You eat when you're supposed to, and even when you're not supposed to like tonight when Oma was watching you, but stepped away to put Toby to bed and you raided the pantry and stuffed your face with chocolate chips. The sad thing is, when I got home and this was the extent of the "Blue report," I just sorta shrugged and thought, whatever.
You are an outgoing ball of energy who CAN'T STAND STILL! You like Kung Fu Panda, so it's the theme of your birthday party. You also love Jake and the Neverland Pirates. You really wish I'd let our family get a cat. You've got Daddy in your corner on this one but I do the budgeting around here and I know what one bad vet bill does to our short term savings account, so no more pets right now. Obviously my money talk means nothing to you, so you've asked Daddy to wait till I'm sleeping and then to go get a cat. You think you can do anything you want when I'm sleeping. This is why I stay up so late and have trained myself to wake up at the sound of your feet hitting the floor. I shouldn't have said that, you are now working out how to walk on your hands...
You don't know a stranger. Last night while getting our Christmas tree you treated the scaryish looking man at the tree lot like he was your BFF. You wanted him to strap you to the top of the car with the tree, but I'm pretty sure he didn't understand you. You're pretty squeaky when you get exited. And you were excited. Christmas trees! Santa hats!!

Five is the gum birthday. I know it's just an abitrary age I set, but giving gum to someone younger than five seemed unsafe to me. Where would said gum end up, I always wondered. So I set an age on its legality in our household. When Kaden turned five he got gum and we took a picture of him chewing gum and he was so happy to be of the legal Stratton gum-chewing age. For you, buying you gum as a special present would be like buying a six-pack as a present for the 21 year old who's been drinking it up since his early teens. Whatever. You willl find chewed up gum stuck somewhere and chew it up some more. (SO gross.) You've kinda taken the fun out of the gum birthday thing.
We recently argued about when you'll get to drive. I told you the legal age was 16. You said you were going to start driving at 14. I said, you'd get arrested. You said you wouldn't. I explained to you what "Juvee" was, that you would go there, and that I would not bail you out. Also, I took it as a bad sign that I was explaining to a four-year-old about Juvenile Detention Centers.
You know that Kaden started losing his baby teeth shortly after turning five so this past week you've been complaining about loose teeth. Liar.
You know that 5 is the age where you start kindergarten. For many weeks you kept asking me about whether or not you would get to stay in your VPK class after you were five. I'm thankful you aren't the first one to have a birthday. I reminded you of the kids who've already turned five, that they weren't magically swept away to kindgerten and you too, would get to wait until August.
I'll be blunt. Much of year four, for you, sucked. Because of your defiant and destructive behaviors we saw weeks at a time where you weren't allowed to do anything but sit in my line of sight. I'd RSVP to birthday parties and then have to call back and apologize and say you were no longer allowed to attend. This may sound drastic to some parents but those parents probably haven't had their kids urinate on their furniture on purpose. Enough said.
I can tell this transition into FIVE has caused a little anxiety. It can't help that the house is in turmoil as bright and shiny Christmasy things find their places all around. You've had a few of your old detructive behaviors this past week and a few times where you're just not doing what you're told, trying to assert that you don't have to. Um, that's not working out so well for you. Have you forgotten that my middle name is CONSISTENCY and I NEVER TIRE of discipline. So let's just take a deep breath, chew some gum and ease into this whole five thing, k? You got this.
You have chosen the oh-so-elegant Taco Bell for you birthday dinner. Clearly I have failed you somehow.
You have a clever mind. You talk non stop. You like your Leapster but would much rather be playing Daddy's ipod or Kaden's DS. You love to play dress up and will be very excited to know that a Buzz Lightyear costume is soon coming your way. (A Yoda costume too, but not till Christmas.) You can write your name, Toby, and Kaden. You aren't really reading yet because I can't get you to sit stll for any reading lessons. I may have to take advantage of your computer/gadget love and find some reading programs instead of basic books. This may be the key.

We love you, Blue. Underneath all that trouble you stir up, is a sweet and loving heart. (You were so adorably worried about Daddy after his surgery in October.) Together, eventually, we'll figure out how to use your energy and maybe even your mischieviousness for good. In the meantime, you make for the best blog stories.
Love,
Mom